We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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