the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just cut my nipple shaving
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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