Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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