David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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