i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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