if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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