hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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