I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Sober January is a disaster.
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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