I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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