i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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