Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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