We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're so nebulous sometimes
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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