I'm drive I can fine osifer
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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