So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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