D3 body, D1 cock
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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