He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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