3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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