Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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