You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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