I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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