the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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