i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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