I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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