Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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