As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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