i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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