I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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