ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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