It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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