12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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