id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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