I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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