Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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