I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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