So drunk, too bad you don't want this
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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