everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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