I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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