She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
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Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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