then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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