We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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