Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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