Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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