Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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