How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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