Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
