You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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