question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
