ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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