Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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