you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
