He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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