Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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