a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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