If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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