i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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